"It is so hot, drive-by shooters are shooting holes in their own cars to get the cross ventilation."
"It is so hot, that two dogs pretend to have sex so they can be hosed down."
"It is so hot, I saw a lizard with zinc oxide on his nose."
"It is so hot, I saw a robin use a potholder to pull a worm out of the ground."
"It is so hot, that a dog was chasing a cat and they were both walking."
"It is so hot, that birds are bursting into flames in midair."
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